Tuesday, May 24, 2011

Day 17: UFOs?

16 May 2011
We woke up to a beautiful sunrise at the Texas State Park, and on our way out we took some pictures with an old timey wind powered well. Surprisingly, they seem rather prevalent around Texas. Looking into the well, we questioned why they needed a sign that said no swimming or drinking. It looked like a stagnant breeding ground for sludge and insect larvae.




Riding north through a good portion of western Texas, I finally saw a bunch of those rotating oil pumps that I expected to see everywhere in Texas. And then there were the multiple Border Patrol checkpoints we went through. “Are you a US citizen? Okay, move along then.” They were very polite, but aside from the dogs smelling for drugs I don’t see how effective they can be if all they can ASK is if you’re a US citizen. We also got to experience a bit of the exceedingly long distances that Texas is known for because we had to stop and tap into our liter-sized fuel canisters that we brought along as a backup range extender. Thank goodness we brought them.



It was around lunchtime when we pulled into Fort Stockton. It seems like a fairly large town on the map, but in reality its sole purpose is to provide various services for travelers coming through. A couple things that we’ve learned along the trip is that just because the town’s name is on a mileage sign, doesn’t mean it has gas and just because it appears large in relation to the neighboring towns doesn’t mean it has much there. We wanted to get some Mexican food and there appeared to be three options. One was closed on Mondays, another closed altogether and the third was The Burrito Inn. I suppose our decision was made for us! I got a rather good beef and green chili dish. The best part was the warm and fresh homemade tortillas though. Our waitress was rather cold and not very attentive, but I entertained myself looking over at the group of cops sitting at a table across the room. I just kept picturing them chugging salsa in a fashion similar to the Super Troopers movie. Oh, and before we left Texas, we passed through Pecos which is apparently home to the world’s first ever rodeo.

The transition from Texas to New Mexico was rather dramatic. Even aside from the change of time zone, the landscape turned into rolling hills, vegetation increased and the winds seemed to pick up. Farms also started to pop up all over the place. But the strangest change of them all… 86 octane gasoline. I don’t know of any modern cars that are designed for 86 octane fuel; they’re all at least 87 octane. And then some of the stations didn’t even offer 91 octane, which is what many luxury and performance cars require. Some stations maxed out at 90 octane. What’s the deal New Mexico?

The first taste of Roswell NM was that of tumbleweed blowing across the road just a few feet in front of us. I was expecting Roswell to be a small town whose only reason for surviving was that there was the UFO crash. I also expected giant kitschy UFO models hanging around. It was really not like that at all. It seemed to be a fairly major town and there were really only a few UFO-centric businesses. Outside of the main strip though, it did not seem that nice. It was definitely not the pleasant little town that was portrayed in the horrible TV show that shares the name “Roswell”.

We stopped by a couple of the touristy shops to see about getting stickers for our motorcycle cases. One of them was run by a real life version of the comic book guy from the Simpsons. Alright, not quite the comic book guy, because this guy was actually nice and helpful. He tipped us off to the fact that the Roswell Industrial Air Center used to be an Air Force base, and that Hanger 84(not building 84) was the hanger that temporarily stored the UFO wreckage and alien bodies before they were moved elsewhere. He gave us pretty good directions to the hanger too. With Roswell being pretty plain overall, we had to do something, so we went and checked out the hanger. Because the place is a working airport, we couldn’t go inside. But yup, it looked like a 1950s military hanger.


With Roswell marked off, we made our way to the campsite for the night at the Bottomless Lakes State Park. It was less than ideal, but had water and places to hang our hammocks. The ride to the campground was also rather beautiful as the view was just a sea of golden grass.


Mike & Paul Revealed: Choose Your Own Adventure

Well, Mike and Paul are making great time on this adventure and as such, it is putting a serious cramp on my creative writing. We’ve had references to The Simpsons, Witness, Red Dawn, Rocky, Home Alone, Top Gun, Bad Boys, Twins, and to be honest – I think we’ve had some fun along the way.

But what’s next? Well my democratic loving friends, that is up to you to decide. That’s right. We’re going with the classic choose your own adventure route. Up next Mike & Paul will :

  1. Find a post-apocalyptic “ThunderDome” in New Mexico;
  2. Head to California to form a boy band called “Dudez-a-Plenti”;
  3. Discover Ewoks in Arizona and then hunt them for sport; or,
  4. Find out this was all just a dream. They are actually living in a snow globe.

With great power comes great responsibility…choose wisely.


Monday, May 23, 2011

More Photos


There there. Things will get better.


Paul is here to listen.




Don't mind if I do. Thank you.












New sticker!

Sunday, May 22, 2011

Day 16: The long Texas stretch with pleasant results

15 May 2011
With a long day of riding ahead of us, we packed up our campsite, and set our GPSes to Salt Lick Barbecue in Driftwood TX. The morning started out pretty cold, but it warmed up to a decent temperature. The further we got to central Texas, the better Texas got. The trees and vegetation did shrink a little from eastern Texas and became more of what I expected of Texas. But the roads had a great amount of curves and hills with still considerate drivers. There were several occasions where someone would pull over for us even when we didn’t want them to. One strange thing was that we started to see more and more German places. I didn’t realize that Texas had a big German cultural population.


Salt Lick was larger than I had expected and seeing signs for waiting areas made it appear to get busy. Thankfully for us, we arrived at about 11:30 which was just before the big post-church lunch rush. I ordered the three meat plate with sausage, beef brisket and a pork rib. The waiter asked us if we wanted a jalapeño on the side. We were a little confused about what to do with it, but we said “sure!” We later just decided to cut it up into slices and eat it with bites of meat. I have to say that this was some of the best barbecue I’ve ever had. The meat was tender with a perfect balance of bbq and smoke flavor. One thing I was surprised by was how mild their jalepeno bbq sauce was. They put it on the side and I did add it to some things, but it wasn’t hot. The meal came with a potato salad that was almost like mashed potatoes. The other side dish was coleslaw. It was vinegar based instead of mayo and it was refreshingly delicious with just the right amount of spice. Judging by how good the meal was, I had to indulge in the half blackberry, half peach cobbler with ice cream. The cobbler was mostly actual fruit with a proper amount of sugary syrup in it. Sadly, I could not finish the massive bowl.



Shortly after Salt Lick, we ran across a town called Fredricksburg. This place had a beautiful main street and also quite a bit of German businesses. All in all, central Texas continued to be great. The further west we travelled, the shorter and more sparse the vegetation. Eventually the beautiful central Texas landscape gave way to barren and rocky looking ranches that extended for miles and miles. This just kept going and going and going. The day had been going marvelously until this point. By now I just had a feeling of boredom and discontent.

One interesting thing did happen in this stretch of no-man’s land though. An overcast sky started to develop and it looked a little odd. The bottom of the clouds almost appeared similar to the surface of a golf ball. There were smooth dimples that went up into the clouds. A side effect of these clouds was an oncoming chill.


Eventually we finally started to approach Del Rio, the border town that we would pass through to get to Seminole Canyon State Park. This approach finally gave me the second wind I needed in mental energy. Del Rio was also a place that we desperately needed to refuel at. Along the way of the desolate ranches we had switch to our reserve tanks. The town’s fringe was really quite unimpressive and we just used it as a gas stop instead of venturing further into town.


From Del Rio it was on to Seminole Canyon State Park. There really wasn’t anything in particular there that we wanted to see, but it was a good stopping point on the way up to Roswell. Upon arrival, we discovered that it was incredibly beautiful. The view included vast expanses of desert with an attractive canyon slicing through the landscape. A picture, like in many of the instances on this trip, simply cannot capture the grandeur of the scene. To top it off, the facilities included clean restrooms, hot showers, electricity and even WIFI! While we were relaxing in the picnic area, two other road trip bikers pulled up to check out the park. Jan and Joelle were from Massachusetts and were riding bikes in a loop around the US as well. Good folks, they were. All in all, I would have to say that it was the best campground we’ve been to on this trip.


Day 15: The start of Texas

14 May 2011
We high-tailed it out of New Orleans, via the interstate, so that we could get some breakfast elsewhere. I found it really interesting how so many of the roadways on the outskirts of New Orleans are built upon waterways. This is around the same time as when they opened the spillways. The water we were driving over was torrents of raging water. There were large trees that were almost completely submerged. Another oddity that we ran across, while leaving New Orleans, was a row of power lines that ran off into what appeared to be the middle of the ocean.

Once we were clear of the New Orleans area, we finally stopped for some food. Just about the only place we could find, that wasn’t a chain, was Camile’s Cajun café. I can’t say that I would recommend the place to anybody. I ordered a cup of seafood gumbo that was very briny. Maybe they’re all like that, but I had to put a couple crackers in it to make it edible. I also had a Cajun chicken sandwich that, while cooked well, was not at all spicy like the term “Cajun” would suggest. To top it off, the place had possibly the slowest service I’ve ever seen. We were easily there for an hour to an hour and a half.


Crossing the state border into Texas, I almost expected as clear of a change as we experienced from Georgia to Florida. I expected long straight roads with limited vegetation. This wasn’t the case at all though, and it was some pleasant scenery and roads. The towns were vastly different. They all seemed to have an air of old west to them, no matter how modern they were.





Initially we had a horrible experience with Texas drivers near Jasper. One guy even passed us on the shoulder despite that section of road being a clear passing section. We soon realized that this was the exception and that many Texas drivers are extremely polite.

Sam Houston National Forest was our destination for the evening. We came to a nice little campground that was only $10. It was fairly crowded but very clean and good amenities. They even had a little food prep table next to the picnic table. The camp host came over and chatted us up about motorcycles. One camp neighbor came over asking about our hammocks because he was thinking about one, and another neighbor that was taking his grandkids camping invited us over for burgers. We had just eaten but still accepted because he said the burgers would go to waste. Boy am I glad that we had them. Mmmm, cooked just right and seasoned with some spices.


As darkness set in, we excused ourselves because Mike had to put his new foot peg on. In New Orleans he was able to pick a new one up to replace the broken one from Georgia. I tested out some long exposure nighttime photography, but ambient light from other campers made it impossible. With that attempt done, I headed off to my hammock and quickly fell asleep. It ended up being a good day.

Andrea says: News from Mexican Hat

OK, so Mike couldn't find signal yesterday and today wasn't too good. They've arrived at some place in Utah called Mexican Hat. He said, from what I could make out, they are going to eat in Mexican Hat or eat chicken hat.

Friday, May 20, 2011

Thumb Holes

I made a modification to my shirt at a gas station yesterday, in order to help keep out the cold. Andrea's 16 year old self would be proud of me.