You have probably noticed a decline in posts from Andrea and I over the last week. Well, a funny thing happened…we lost Mike and Paul. That’s right. They traveled to the Great White North, Canada (You may know it best as America’s hat or America, Jr).
We last saw the boys in San Francisco after they experienced a rather unique set of events. Well, since then Mike and Paul freed hostages from Alcatraz and ultimately told Johnny 5 that they would “forget” they saw him after he gave Mike a lifetime supply of duct tape. (The full details of this adventure are still under NDA as Mike and Paul instantly offered the story to Pixar and LucasFilms. Stay tuned for details..)
After California, the boys traveled up North and due to spotty cell reception, we can only speculate to their adventures. As such, this is what we think has happened:
The President of the United States Alan Alda has not led his country into war, and his approval rating have fallen dramatically. His National Security Advisor Kevin Pollak suggested Canada as a new enemy based on a local news segment about a brawl between Canadians and Americans over national beer preference.
A local American sheriff Bud “John Candy” Boomer, who was responsible for the brawl, is caught up in the idea of invading Canada and even led his fellow Americans to the country to commit the "most serious of all" Canadian crimes, littering. The so-called invasion was foiled, only because Mike and Paul found Boomer explained to him the rich, beautiful history of Canada and sent him back to the States. Mike and Paul were awarded Canada’s greatest award, an autographed poster of Wayne Gretsky.
Mike and Paul are on their way home with enough poutine, syrup, beaver pelts and flannel for us all.
Good luck boys, we’re all counting on you.
Bravo, T-Bone!
ReplyDeleteI do what I can sir. You two are the real heroes.
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